Dear Allah,
Lately I have been receiving phone calls at various times during the day and night where the caller just breathes heavily or whispers words. I try my best to hear what this person says but I can't make out the words. And I have many times yelled at them begging them to stop calling in the middle of the night and to at least stop breathing so heavily (for some weird reason, I can?t help but getting turned on *ashamed*). They will call, and be silent for one whole minute and right when I'm about to hang up (how did they know I was about to hang up?) they start whispering things, they sound like threats, they... they *gulp* sound like incantations??!! They will then stop abruptly and start breathing heavily into the phone receiver. One time right after I hung up my vase mysteriously fell down and broke into 1000 pieces. It has never done that before. AND IT WAS ON THE TABLE!!!
Please help me YA ALLAH! I don't dare answer the phone anymore; this has been going on for 3 months now :S
A whole lot of love,
Paranoid
Dear Paranoid,
First, refrain from using your caps-lock voice when speaking to me. ONLY I CAN USE THE MIGHTY CAPS-LOCK VOICE, MOUNTAINS HAVE CRUMBLED AND TSUANMIS CREATED and you know why? All because I forgot to turn off the caps-lock button *oops*.
These are clearly incantations, by either Jinn or Man (or both, a human/jinn hermaphrodite). If Jinn, that explains why you can?t make out the words. Luckily I have created a verse just against this (don?t you just love your God? Seriously, say that you love me. SAY IT!!). Next time they call, throw this at them and see if it doesn?t shut them up
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1 Say: "I seek refuge with (Allah) the Lord of mankind,
2 "The King of mankind,
3 "The Ilah (God) of mankind,
4 "From the evil of the whisperer (devil who whispers evil in the hearts of men) who withdraws (from his whispering in ones heart after one remembers Allah) ,
5 "Who whispers in the breasts of mankind,
6 "Of jinns and men."
Best Regards,
The Most Aware