The tailor is not a tailor AT ALL
in fact, he is a cook... and a very bad cook
I mean imagine someone using the following ingredients: rice, meat, honey, fish, sugar, salt, olive oil, butter, bananas, chicken, pasta, mustard, ketchup, mionaise, peppers, mangos, shrimp, etc ALL to make ONE dish... it's inedible...
Sorry, I haven't been following the Northern forum in recent weeks. Busy trying to prove that all good footballers wear first length beards ... using higher-order logic.
I didn't realise was FFI was until I was altered to this thread by a friend. I briefly checked their site and I think you guys are still by a great measure my favourite apostates. You've really got something unique and important represented here -- from the Muhammedean Aeon we say: keep banging the rocks together guys!
I don't want to interrupt, but I must correct Debunker's scandalous misrepresentation of my ingredients!
Generally I make use of the following, each taken from our Hyper-Salafi Tradition (nerds see which Bukhari narrations YOU can spot!):
* Honey (because it is curative, and the Asselic realm is of course the fourth, most high stream running from the Tree of Life, the realm known as the Emanation)
* Cave mushrooms (because they are a balm to the eyes)
* Goat's Milk (of seven goats, transmuting into one by daybreak)
* Fly's wings (because they carry both the disease and the cure simultaneously)
* Flat bread, upon my death.
* A piece of perfect yellow calf, to be born again.
* Burnt fish liver from what the Jews know as the Leviathan, on entering paradise.
* When Prophecy drops by for a visit (as he does regularly), a mixture served in gourd shards: he expresses his appreciation, eating from the sides -- and then says "eat with your right hand".
The orphans who cannot digest this meal should stick only to water. But water will be changed to wine, for those who seek it.
Debunker, may you be blessed with the descent of Nigella Lawson, her bounteous curves, her dark eyes, her exquisite lips: may Nigella be your paradise, a paradise of taste and pleasure unsurpassed and unknown to men. (Chicks and others, substitute Jamie Oliver as you wish, but remember then YOU'LL be doing the cooking in mirror reflection yak yak.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM0MdVZK8TQ&NR=1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx_L7wU8UEcLove and Light,
The Tailor