I am waiting for the excuses by the British team, they are always very good...
let's see, what ddn't we get for a while...

a) it was the wrong type of grass!
b) nobody told us we were a team!
c) they didn't use the right fabic softener for our shirts,so they were itchy!
d) we had run slowly and carefully. Government Health and safety rules,you know!
e) the paint on the goal posts was too shiny, is was blinding us!
f) it's the food, we all had problems with the food!
g) our hotel did not have enough stars!
h) we were traumatised by seeing poor people on the way to the stadium!
g) they wouldn't give us the ball!
h) their changing rooms were better,they had a pot plant!