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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #210 - August 24, 2010, 11:02 PM

    Im simply trying to make it all fit and sound connected! go away
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #211 - August 24, 2010, 11:05 PM

    Who watches pakistani movies? Huh? You mean indian movies AKA bollywood.  whistling2

    Tongue sorry the last bit of your post seems as thought it belongs in a thread titled "you know you're an ex-pakistani when..."

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #212 - August 24, 2010, 11:07 PM

    Its removed , happy!
    Don't bother responding, thankyou.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #213 - August 24, 2010, 11:09 PM

    it's ok Spock, No one will hurt you when I'm around.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #214 - August 25, 2010, 01:37 PM

    : You know you're an ex muslim when......

    " You read the last 13 years of the life story of Prophet of Islam Muhammad(PBUH) after the death of his first wife Khadija  and wonder why this  sex obsessed dirty old man was selected as a messenger by All knowing all mighty Allah" as if Allah could not find a good man to send his/her/its message..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #215 - August 25, 2010, 08:09 PM


    - you make up an excuse about not liking the dates your being offered at fotoor. only to have your family buy new kinds of dates the next day .



    haha so true. my mom has gone through soooo many different brands. I always reject the dates at public iftar parties and get unpleasant looks: "but its sunnah!!!"  Roll Eyes

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #216 - August 25, 2010, 08:19 PM

    haha so true. my mom has gone through soooo many different brands. I always reject the dates at public iftar parties and get unpleasant looks: "but its sunnah!!!"  Roll Eyes

    Me too - never liked dates either, too teacle'y & sickly for my liking

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #217 - August 25, 2010, 09:01 PM

    : You know you're an ex muslim when......

    " You read the last 13 years of the life story of Prophet of Islam Muhammad(PBUH) after the death of his first wife Khadija  and wonder why this  sex obsessed dirty old man was selected as a messenger by All knowing all mighty Allah" as if Allah could not find a good man to send his/her/its message..


    When you read the above and go  Afro

    ...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #218 - August 25, 2010, 09:04 PM

    there is no language called "pakistani" for one. Roll Eyes


    Is there an Indian language?

    ...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #219 - August 25, 2010, 09:11 PM

    Indian would be Hindi

    Pakistani would be Punjabi

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #220 - August 25, 2010, 09:15 PM

    You know you're an ex-muslim
    1. when you woke up in the morning trying to find a place to hide so you can eat peacefully during ramadan
    2. when you are not anticipating for iftar and didn't care if no one invites you.
    3. when you slept before and woke up after iftar and taraweeh prayer( it happen to me last year)
    4. when you talk about sex openly without feeling shame
    5.  when you smoke ganja in a living daylight during ramadan( crazy huh)

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #221 - August 25, 2010, 09:15 PM

    Is there an Indian language?


    According to wikipedia, there's 22 different languages spoken in India.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_India#Official_languages

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #222 - August 25, 2010, 09:16 PM

    Pakistani would be Punjabi

    Or "Urdu".

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #223 - August 25, 2010, 11:28 PM

    When you read 1984 and notice all the relations with the perils of Islam!


    Really? I'll have to check that out.

    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #224 - August 27, 2010, 01:24 AM

    Indian would be Hindi

    Pakistani would be Punjabi

    Languages and Language demography of   Pakistan
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Pakistan

    Languages and Language demography of   India
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_India

    Languages and Language demography of   Bangladesh
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Bangladesh

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #225 - August 27, 2010, 01:36 AM

    Yep, like I said.

    Hindi is the 'official' language of India, while English is the secondary language.

    Pakistan is:
    Punjabi (44.15%)
    Pashto (15.42%)
    Sindhi (14.1%)
    Saraiki(12.1%),
    + others

    Someone else mentioned Urdu, which is pretty much Hindi anyway. Both are compatible with each other for all intents and purposes.


    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #226 - August 27, 2010, 03:09 AM

    Indian would be Hindi

    Pakistani would be Punjabi

    I am sure everyone in this Forum knows about the River Indus. Indus is the Greek name of the river which flows through Pakistan from the northerner part of West Punjab to Sindh. Persian language has no "s" sound, also Persian language has no aspirated sounds like "dh", "th" etc. Therefore the Persians pronounced Sindh as Hind. The real name of the River Indus is Sindhu. People of Sindh have called the river Sindu. Persian called it River Hindu.  The Persians started calling the language Sindhi as Hindi. Hindi means Indian.

    In due course, the Persians started calling Sindh as Hindustan i.e. the land of the River Hindu (Sindhu) Eventually Hindustan became the name of India, the people became Hindus (not in the religious sense, that came later) The language they spoke became Hindi. Later on the word Hindu came to known as a person who follows the religion of India, i.e. Hinduism, in order to distinguish them from Muslims. For Persians, Hind was the country, Hindu was Indian and Hindi was the Indian language.

    Urdu is hybrid of Hindi and the languages spoken by Muslims such as Persian, Turkish and Arabic. The grammar of Hindi and Urdu is identical. Everyday spoken Urdu and Hindi are identical languages. Hindi is written in Devnagri, the script of India. Muslims started to write Urdu in the modified Arabic scrip because they did not want to pollute Urdu by writing it in the kaffir script. Also, Muslims tried to get rid of many kaffir words and replace them with the words from "Islamic" languages. That's the reason, at a literary level Hindi and Urdu sound very different, but the grammar is still the same; the conjugations are identical, the adverbs and adjectives are same.

    Punjabi is the native language of Indian (East) and Pakistani (West) Punjab. The strange thing is that in India Punjabi is written in Gurmukhi script but in Pakistan, Punjabi is considered an unwritten language. Therefore you don't have Punjabi literature in Pakistan but in India hundreds of Punjabi books are published. Pakistani Punjabis do not want learn to read Punjabi because it is written in a kaffir script. Jinnah wanted to banish Bengali from East Pakistan and impose Urdu. In his view, Bengali was a kaffir language because it is written in kaffir script. But luckily, this type of thinking help break up Pakistan.

    Urdu is the official language of Pakistan but only about 10% of Pakistanis speak Urdu as their mother tongue. Punjabi is the most widely spoken language in the country. But Punjabi is not written. Sindhi, Baluchi and Pushto are written languages. But only Sindhi has substantial literature. Logically Sindhi should be the official language of Pakistan or Punjabi if Pakistanis get over their kaffirphobia and started learning it in the Gurmukhi script.

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    Entire World is One Family
    سارا سنسار ايک پريوار ہے
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #227 - August 27, 2010, 04:45 AM

    .... Punjabi is the most widely spoken language in the country. But Punjabi is not written. Sindhi, Baluchi and Pushto are written languages. But only Sindhi has substantial literature. Logically Sindhi should be the official language of Pakistan or Punjabi if Pakistanis get over their kaffirphobia and started learning it in the Gurmukhi script.

    Pakistan's Punjabi Muslim crowd are the most senseless Muslims of alll Muslims in this world"

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #228 - August 27, 2010, 10:13 AM

    ..

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #229 - August 27, 2010, 09:25 PM

     During ramadan you hide in the washroom and drink from the taps  whistling2

    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #230 - August 27, 2010, 09:29 PM

    During ramadan you hide in the washroom and drink from the taps  whistling2



    Same.  Cry

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #231 - August 28, 2010, 01:27 PM

    or fill a waterbottle and hide it in your room, yeah bro?

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #232 - August 28, 2010, 02:20 PM

    Same.  Cry

       Undecided  I've done that at work. and the sad part is that the water tastes funny and is warm.
    although, now i get a water bottle with me and keep it in my bag .

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #233 - August 28, 2010, 02:25 PM

    when someone tells you they are flattered that *the west* is threatened by Islam's growth and fears it. and you think , Get over yourself/religion.

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #234 - August 28, 2010, 03:11 PM

    you know you are an ex muslim when you see a hijabi, and quickly go down another
    aisle in the store, hoping they didn't recognize you lol

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #235 - August 28, 2010, 09:22 PM

    On facebook, you have all your family members under a seperate grouping so that when you post things that are potentially non islamic, you make it so that the whole family group cant see the post.  whistling2

    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #236 - August 29, 2010, 12:23 AM

    you can do that on facebook??  PLEASE!! Tell me how! LOL

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #237 - August 29, 2010, 12:28 AM

    @J&T:  Create a list, and set the privacy settings for that list to be more strict.  Smiley  I'm sure you'll figure it out.

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #238 - August 29, 2010, 12:33 AM

    oh thank you ateapotist Smiley, for your vote of confidence   far away hug

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #239 - August 29, 2010, 02:58 AM

    Hahaha, glad to be of use Jinn and Tonic Wink

    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
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