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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #390 - December 11, 2010, 06:23 AM
    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you can finally get a full night's rest and not be up to make Fajr at the crack of dawn.

    You know you're an ex-Muslim when you can plan your day without thinking about salat times.

    You know you're an ex-Muslimah when you no longer look forward to getting your period just to wear nail polish.
    Quote from: billy on February 13, 2011, 02:13 PM
    "And lo, verily hath they spoken, not one of this tribe, upon whom these entreaties were beseeched for the Lord, could giveth a shit."


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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #391 - December 11, 2010, 02:06 PM
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    get a full night's rest and not be up to make Fajr at the crack of dawn.


    I hear ya man. Although I hardly ever prayed fajr on time but the early rising habit that I have inherited is taking its full toll. No matter when I sleep even if it is 5:00 in the morning, I just wake up at 6. I never sleep past 7:00.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #392 - December 11, 2010, 02:39 PM
    muddy... old folks also get up early no matter what time they go to bed.
    Its cuz they have to pee   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #393 - December 12, 2010, 02:01 AM
    Thank you for sharing the experience.. Cheesy
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #394 - December 12, 2010, 02:07 AM
    When you happily take time to read through the list of Jewish Nobel laureates in amazement:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_Nobel_laureates
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #395 - December 12, 2010, 02:08 AM
    When a muslim quotes a hadith and you roll your eyes LOL done that 5 times today
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #396 - December 12, 2010, 02:59 AM
    Quote from: TheCuteRebel on December 12, 2010, 02:08 AM
    When a muslim quotes a hadith and you roll your eyes LOL done that 5 times today


    When you no longer have people around you who keep quoting hadiths five times a day.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #397 - December 12, 2010, 04:05 AM
    When you see bearded people at your work and you want to give them your piece of mind.. Cheesy
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #398 - December 12, 2010, 12:28 PM
    When you see old men with henna in their beards, and realize they REALLY
    do believe it looks good! LMAOOOOO  

    When you watch youtube vids of muslimahs covering their faces, except
    they have a ton of eye makeup on and they DO pluck their eyebrows, and
    still preach modesty... and you roll your eyes and laugh  Cheesy
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #399 - December 12, 2010, 12:47 PM
    hahaha good one Jinn
    My turn!
    When you go to the bathroom in really cold weather and feel glad you don't have to wash your feet for it!
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #400 - December 12, 2010, 12:48 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 29, 2010, 01:00 AM
    You know you're an ex muslim when......

    You only want to read the nice parts of the Qur'an.

     Wow hassan I feel that way about the Quran too. Some of it is really decent poetry all the same!
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #401 - December 12, 2010, 02:44 PM
    you know when you're an ex-muslim when if you're drunk you spend most of your time talking about islam
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #402 - December 12, 2010, 03:20 PM
     whistling2
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #403 - December 12, 2010, 03:33 PM
    Quote from: serrated_colon on December 12, 2010, 02:44 PM
    you know when you're an ex-muslim when if you're drunk you spend most of your time talking about islam


    lol ...  - I do have to wonder at why Islam is still really interesting. Guess there is so much that can be learned from it all: socially, psychologically, politically, religiously ... etc.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #404 - December 13, 2010, 02:38 AM
    Quote from: Diem on August 30, 2010, 11:58 PM
    You know that when using Google Chrome, if you press ctrl+shift+N
    Chrome will open an "incognito" window. Any website you visit while incognito will not be in history. This way, incase you ever forget to clear history, no one will know you go on CEMB  Afro


    Thanks for teaching me how to do that !!!!!!!! <3 life saver my fam are starting to ask questions lol
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #405 - December 13, 2010, 02:43 AM
    Yeah concerning that issue... I'm leaving CEMB bookmarked so that when someone notices it they will take my doubts and questions seriously.

    You know you're an ex-muslim when you like it when your dog licks you  Smiley
    I'm open for debate (of why we should re-/embrace Islam), but I will no longer participate in this forum. Message me if you need anything. Good luck and may you all find your way... again...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #406 - December 13, 2010, 02:47 AM
    Quote from: HighOctane on December 12, 2010, 03:33 PM
    lol ...  - I do have to wonder at why Islam is still really interesting. Guess there is so much that can be learned from it all: socially, psychologically, politically, religiously ... etc.

    We also have to deal with it a lot and for many of us most of our lives were lived as muslims, so I guess that's another reason why we talk about it a lot.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #407 - December 13, 2010, 02:57 AM
    Actually, DO you know you are an ex-Muslim when you seem to know the Koran & the theology better than most of the "faithful" ?

    (Held true for me as an ex-Christian)

    Juan
    El bien mas preciado / es la libertad
    hay que defenderla / con fe y valor.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #408 - December 13, 2010, 03:14 AM
    you know when you're an ex muslim when you dont say that stinkin dua for entering the bathroom and dont give a shit about which foot u enter in

    When your irrational fear of jinns are gone and you can sleep in the dark

    when you sing in the street not giving a shit about if men hear your "awrah"

    when you refuse to feel shy or shameful in front of Muslim men

    When you freely eat with your left hand , and wash your private parts with your right (left handers are an oppressed minority under islamic law)

    when you wear nail polish anytime you want

    when you don't have to wait until you go to the middle east to taste a big mac again !

    when you still sleep on your right

    when you wanna scream to the world "IM ATHEIST".....................

    When the future seems alot brighter #

    When you dont remember the last time you went to the masjid (the last time i went was in makkah lol)

    when you are running out of period excuses! down to my last one

    when sex doesnt seem like the worst thing in world anymore !
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #409 - December 13, 2010, 04:30 AM
    Actually sex seem like best thing in the world.

    Also, you are an ex-muslim when you suddenly start telling the world your intimate stories and feel good about it.
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #410 - December 13, 2010, 01:26 PM
    muddy   13
    I keep catching myself thinking "I shouldn't be saying this or that!"
    and then I think, "oh, wait!  ITS OKAY!"
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #411 - December 13, 2010, 01:44 PM
    Quote from: HighOctane on December 12, 2010, 03:33 PM
    lol ...  - I do have to wonder at why Islam is still really interesting. Guess there is so much that can be learned from it all: socially, psychologically, politically, religiously ... etc.


    it's more that my jokes about muhammad and the absurdity of islam increase in quality under the influence of alcohol
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #412 - December 13, 2010, 01:48 PM
    Quote from: muddy on December 13, 2010, 04:30 AM
    Actually sex seem like best thing in the world.

    Dunno why, but I thought you were still a virgin???

    Quote
    Also, you are an ex-muslim when you suddenly start telling the world your intimate stories and feel good about it.

    In which case tell us about your first experience then  popcorn
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #413 - December 13, 2010, 01:49 PM
    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on December 13, 2010, 01:26 PM
    muddy   13
    I keep catching myself thinking "I shouldn't be saying this or that!"
    and then I think, "oh, wait!  ITS OKAY!"

     Cheesy
    Quote from: serrated_colon on December 13, 2010, 01:44 PM
    it's more that my jokes about muhammad and the absurdity of islam increase in quality under the influence of alcohol

     Cheesy
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #414 - December 13, 2010, 01:50 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 13, 2010, 01:48 PM
    Dunno why, but I thought you were still a virine Huh?
    In which case tell us about your first experience then  popcorn

    O boy, you love hearing my stories. Don't you? Tongue
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #415 - December 13, 2010, 01:55 PM
    Sure do, you & King Tut are top of the list  Afro
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  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #416 - December 13, 2010, 02:12 PM
    This is probably mentioned,anyway.

    When you stop saying "bismillah" and "alhamdullah"when you eat.

    Aiming towards mecca when you piss and take a dump,jacking off and not feeling guilty,laughing at silly muslims and other religious nutjobs when they preach.

    You know you're an ex when you shop for "haram" food and drinks when paranoia kicks in and you look over your shoulder,as if someone might catch you buying Allahs forbidden goods,while others think you're gonna steal something.

    You're an ex when you read the absurd verses of quran and hadith to your family and friends and they change the subject,it's embarrassing.

    When you stop praying every freaking minute to Allah and begging for protection from everything.

    Watching the bad news happening around the world and mumbling blasphemous words to god.
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #417 - December 14, 2010, 05:36 AM
    Quote from: muddy on December 13, 2010, 04:30 AM
    Actually sex seem like best thing in the world.

    Also, you are an ex-muslim when you suddenly start telling the world your intimate stories and feel good about it.


    Sometimes i think sex is overrated.......but thats just me ! (though im still a virgin) , somebody please tell me that sex is exactly what i see in porn because im not interested then loll
    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #418 - December 14, 2010, 05:52 AM
    It's exactly as you see in porn and maybe more!  lipsrsealed
    ...
  • Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
     Reply #419 - December 14, 2010, 01:02 PM
    It is exactly as you see in the porn, but in reality, you are part of it, and you do know how good it feels.
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