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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #540 - April 13, 2011, 08:33 PM

zooby = "my penis" in arabic.
Notice that Hananii quoted zooby's post.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #541 - April 13, 2011, 10:15 PM

you know you are an ex muslim when you watch all these doomsday alarmist
videos on youtube, whereas, once upon of time they scared the crap out of me, and
all I can do is LMAOOOOO! now!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #542 - April 13, 2011, 10:19 PM

know when your an ex muslim when you let males hug/shake your hand !

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #543 - April 14, 2011, 10:18 AM

You know you're an Ex muslim when you start entertaining/enjoying sexual fantasies = they were so lame before.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #544 - April 14, 2011, 12:36 PM

Mufa, I am sure Muslims also enjoy sexual fantasies. Does the Harems come to mind?
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #545 - April 14, 2011, 12:46 PM

As a muslim I still had some entertaining fantasies, just a TON of guilt after, then the next day the cycle began again.

Fantasy then guilt and fear of god. Repeat.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #546 - April 14, 2011, 01:02 PM

When I was a Muslim I didnt have guilt?
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #547 - April 14, 2011, 06:30 PM

are you asking me that?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #548 - April 14, 2011, 08:29 PM

Quote from: Pashtun on April 14, 2011, 12:36 PM
Mufa, I am sure Muslims also enjoy sexual fantasies. Does the Harems come to mind?

I didn't have a lot of guilt really when fantasizing , but limited myself in it's nature because just going there was over the limit kind of. I felt rebellious as it is. It lost some of it's taste and emotion overtook. I can say I can fantasize without attachments or expectations now and simply enjoy it for what it is.
I'd say harams influenced how i fantasized and acted upon it.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #549 - May 05, 2011, 07:21 PM

Quote from: zooby on March 30, 2011, 02:33 AM
You know you are when you get so fed up of faking prayers you start swearing instead reciting Arabic. The other day I terminated my prayer with a "fuck off" to the right shoulder and a "fuck you" to the left shoulder.

I go over every song I can think of in my head instead of reciting quran when my parents force me to go to Taraweeh prayers lolol

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #550 - May 06, 2011, 04:47 PM

When you pray without performing ablution because you dont want to raise eyebrows from your family.

When you couldnt care less of muslims judging you for not being devout.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #551 - May 06, 2011, 06:26 PM

When you use the Quran as toilet paper.

When you don't feel ashamed or guilty for dropping the Quran.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #552 - May 06, 2011, 07:09 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on May 06, 2011, 04:47 PM
When you pray without performing ablution because you dont want to raise eyebrows from your family.

When you couldnt care less of muslims judging you for not being devout.

amen brotha!. i notice many Muslims dont perform ablution during these group prayers at events and stuff.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #553 - May 06, 2011, 07:10 PM

Quote from: Zaiba on May 06, 2011, 06:26 PM
When you use the Quran as toilet paper.

When you don't feel ashamed or guilty for dropping the Quran.

Whoa! uve used it as toilet paper ? didnt ur fam notice a damaged quran ?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #554 - May 06, 2011, 07:39 PM

^ we've got too many, and they forced me to take one to Uni, and i ran out of toilet paper, cos i never went shopping so yeah the Quran came in use at hard times
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #555 - May 07, 2011, 02:37 PM

When you use a page of qur'an to roll weed with it

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #556 - May 07, 2011, 03:41 PM

Bibles are good for that too - nice fine paper.
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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #557 - May 07, 2011, 04:11 PM

Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on April 13, 2011, 10:15 PM
you know you are an ex muslim when you watch all these doomsday alarmist
videos on youtube, whereas, once upon of time they scared the crap out of me, and
all I can do is LMAOOOOO! now!

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #558 - May 07, 2011, 04:14 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on May 07, 2011, 02:37 PM
When you use a page of qur'an to roll weed with it

does it enhance the weed flavor ?

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #559 - May 07, 2011, 07:57 PM

Quote from: David on May 07, 2011, 03:41 PM
Bibles are good for that too - nice fine paper.

Yes!, that's true especially the small blue cover of new testament. There was this Christian course mate of mine that i once hooked up with, she was aware of my atheist beliefs so she gave me a bible telling me i need jesus in my life.

When she saw me smiling, she thought she was winning me over not knowing i was smiling because she just saved me the cost of buying rolling paper for a month .

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #560 - May 07, 2011, 08:14 PM

Quote from: canex on May 07, 2011, 04:14 PM
does it enhance the weed flavor ?

Yeah, its almost as thin as the rolling paper, lol. I used it at that at time because i ran out of rolling paper.

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #561 - May 07, 2011, 09:36 PM

Lol weed would land me in the hospital

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #562 - May 08, 2011, 05:52 PM

Quote from: luftazure on May 07, 2011, 09:36 PM
Lol weed would land me in the hospital

No, it wouldn't.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #563 - May 08, 2011, 07:03 PM

When you hope ~~to god~~ there are closet ex-Muslims in your family and extended family of similar age, or that Islam is just less and less important to second generations coming from immigrant families.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #564 - May 08, 2011, 07:07 PM

When you love bringing out the cognitive dissonance in your religious family members

Question to bearded uncle: "So uncle, Mohammed Yunus, great guy no?"
Uncle: "Of course"
Q: "But he charges interest, not good right?"
Uncle: "Yes it's not good Islam prohibits it"
Q: "So is he bad or good?"
Uncle: "You'll have to ask an Islamic scholar"

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #565 - May 08, 2011, 11:58 PM

^^^ hahahah. Its amazing how people rely on these idiot scholars to form their opinions.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #566 - May 09, 2011, 01:41 AM

When you have a slight conniption after seeing close Muslim friends while behaving less than "piously".
When you make dua before you eat or walk into a bathroom and laugh at yourself midway through.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #567 - May 10, 2011, 04:35 PM

Quote from: HighOctane on May 08, 2011, 07:07 PM
When you love bringing out the cognitive dissonance in your religious family members

Question to bearded uncle: "So uncle, Mohammed Yunus, great guy no?"
Uncle: "Of course"
Q: "But he charges interest, not good right?"
Uncle: "Yes it's not good Islam prohibits it"
Q: "So is he bad or good?"
Uncle: "You'll have to ask an Islamic scholar"

That conversation sounds all too familiar to me.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #568 - May 10, 2011, 04:47 PM

Quote from: HighOctane on May 08, 2011, 07:07 PM
When you love bringing out the cognitive dissonance in your religious family members

Question to bearded uncle: "So uncle, Mohammed Yunus, great guy no?"
Uncle: "Of course"
Q: "But he charges interest, not good right?"
Uncle: "Yes it's not good Islam prohibits it"
Q: "So is he bad or good?"
Uncle: "You'll have to ask an Islamic scholar"

Change uncle to dad and 'charges interest' to 'sells alcohol in his restraunt' and I can honestly say I've been in a similar situation.

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Re: You know you're an ex muslim when......
Reply #569 - May 11, 2011, 02:27 PM

You don't believe that a merciful Allah would torment the rest of the humanity in hell for not being born in a muslim family

You can't seem to find a justification for a 54 year old man sleeping with a 9 year old girl

You think what's gonna be the reaction of my friends if they know what's going on inside my mind

You stop believing in all kinds of supernatural

You try to avoid giving replies to Salam

You say DAMN when words like Inshallah and Alhamdulillah slip through your tongue

You giggle inside when you hear, Islam is the religion of peace
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